Tuesday, December 8, 2009

ok, fine....

Well, here it is! I have decided to start a blog. I am a little intimidated because I can barely express my feelings and thoughts in person let alone through writing. I am actually excited to try this out even though it is going to be a real challenge for me because everyone knows I am notorious for starting something and never finishing it.

Here is a picture o
f me and my family. My parents Cynthia and Dave, my two sisters Christina and Malaina, and Christina's boyfriend Brandon.

I am a young adult living in Utah valley...also known as single central! And boy is it ever... I have a bone to pick with LDS boys! Dudes, when you text me at 9pm asking me to "hang out" and expect me to drop everything to rush to your side, all so I can be mauled by your horny asses, you are seriously mistaken. You may get away with that with those boy-body girls who go to BYU, but not this girl! Geez... did I get a little carried away? Nope, but I can rant and rave about them later.

I work as a legal secretary and love it. I am planning to start cosmetology school in January and I cannot wait. Just think of the bitching, back biting, and blogging material to come!


I have a passion for clothes, shoes, hair, and makeup. My favorite part of the day is getting ready in the morning. I take a full 2 1/2 hours to get ready! I compare applying makeup to painting a picture... there are dozens of different brushes and colors and when the final project is complete, all is right in the world. This might sound really superficial and totally bimbo-ish... but I don't care. I like to take care of myself, so what?

Anyhow, this is just a little about me and I hope you stay tuned for further entertainment!

4 comments:

Malaina said...

So far I like it...

Adie said...

2.5 hours i remember the days

Cynthia's Blog said...

ha! I know right?

Stacy said...

Jordan I love it! The blog and ...well just you! I love you! Thanks for everything I hope we can be friends for a long time!!!!